15 Funny Reasons Why You’re Still Single Relationship Help Tips by admin - April 16, 20210 Sit back and laugh at the possible satirical explanations for why you’re still single, like me: I’d rather stay in than go out. When the weather is less than ideal, the most enticing place to spend Friday night is most definitely my bed, not the bar. Unfortunately, the only people to bond with during this time is the cast of “Grey’s Anatomy,” as my binge session continues on Netflix. If I do go out, I’m not remembering the majority of it. No one wants to date a girl who blacks out every time she goes out, do they? Although, guys, at least we don’t judge you when you end your night the same way!